Deep Snow

Deep Snow, Nelson 300 words 12/18/23

This is a different version of an old Johnny Cash song.

Johnny Cash wrote and sang this first verse.

How high’s the water, mama?

Three feet high and risin’

How high’s the water, papa

She said it’s three feet high and risin”

Taylorville Version (Nel’s song)

How deep is the snow, mama?

Four inches deep and still snowing.

How deep is the snow, papa?

She said it’s four inches deep and still snowing.

I Looked out the window, snow covering the ground.

The love of my life was living in town.

The last thing I needed was to become snow-bound.

Four inches deep and still snowing.

How deep is the snow, mama?

Six inches deep and still snowing.

How deep is the snow, papa?

She said it’s six inches deep and still snowing.

My old truck was a four-wheel-drive.

Ned’s Bargain Fair raffle was at quarter to five.

Pretty Cindy Lou was the winning prize.

Six inches deep and still snowing.

How deep is the snow, mama?

Eight inches deep and still snowing.

How deep is the snow, papa?

She said it’s eight inches deep and still snowing.

I ran to the truck, shovel in hand.

I was making snow fly like a crazy man.

I climbed in the truck and prayed that it ran.

Eight inches deep and still snowing.

How deep is the snow, mama”

Ten inches deep and still snowing.

How deep is the snow, papa?

She said it’s ten inches deep and still snowing.

The old truck slipped and slid without a blunder.

The motor roared and sounded like thunder.

I had to hurry, I had the winning number.

Ten inches deep and still snowing.

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The things you rhyme

when you have idle time.

The snow was deep, I had to laugh.

It was ass-deep to a tall giraffe.

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Berlin, Md
December 2023

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Taylorville Christmas

A TAYLORVILLE CHRISTMAS

About two weeks before Christmas, all the children were given a verse to learn. It was either from the Bible or some religious writer. We had to memorize the verse and recite it at the Christmas program. The youngest children only had four lines to memorize, older children six or eight.

Around the same time Dad would put up the Christmas Tree. It was not a single tree. It was limbs and branches from a row of large cedar trees growing near the barn. Why they were ever planted, I have no idea. They could have been shade for the two mules and the cow.

He would arrange the branches in the northwest corner of the sitting room. A wire or wires went from the door jam to the window, holding everything tightly in place. It was a big tree, filling the entire corner, the top hitting the ceiling.

It was the children’s job to decorate the tree. Everything was in the attic; brightly colored thin glass balls of assorted sizes and colors, packets of tinsel, strings of beads and glass icicles. A few times we popped popcorn and made strings of popcorn to drape around the tree. Etta, our older sister born in 1917, would help. No strings of electric lights. The REA (Rural Electrification of America) had not reached Taylorville.

When darkness arrived, kerosine lamps were lit. There were no lamps in the children’s bedrooms. We undressed quickly and jumped into the cold bed. Sometimes we would get ready for bed in the warm upstairs hallway. No bedroom doors were left open. If you did, someone from downstairs would yell, “Shut the door. You are creating a draft.”

We had our verses memorized. We were ready. Sometime during the week before Christmas we went to the Church in our 1940 Ford sedan. If it was before 1940, we went in an old Ford truck. I don’t remember any car prior to the 1940 Ford. But we always had an old second-hand Ford truck.

The Church was illuminated by several hanging kerosene lamps. A wood stove warmed the people nearby. The back of the Church was cold as ice. The choir was singing Christmas hymns and carols. I remember only women in the choir and Aunt Lillie Elliott Palmer was the organist.

They got us all in a line, boys and girls mixed, to go onto the small stage and recite our lines. Most of us hurried to the center of the stage, with no introduction, blurted out our verse and ran off. A few bowed to the audience, said their verse with some semblance of poetry.

An old man in work clothes was sitting on the edge of the stage as we stepped off. He gave us a small paper bag filled with hard candy, peanut brittle and an orange or tangerine. I suppose he was meant to be Santa Clause. No name on the bag. Everyone received the same things.

When we were finished, the choir sang a few songs. The preacher gave a short sermon on the Christmas Story. A few more hymns and the program was over. The congregation milled around talking and listening to the latest gossip, all the while edging toward the door.

We went home eating the hard candy and were relieved we hadn’t forgotten our verse in front of everyone. We went to bed wondering about the old man. Was he really Santa Clause?

Christmas Eve came. Nothing special went on, no big meal or trips to stores.

I was up at daybreak. I ran into the hallway, hugged the warm brick chimney, and quickly dressed.

The tree looked pretty in the dim light. But plenty of light to see the presents. Nothing was wrapped. Boxes were open displaying their contents. I spotted my bee bee gun. Not the beautiful pump action Red Ryder gun but the standard bee bee gun with the cocking mechanism on the stock.

Boys would walk around shooting at everything. We had ten to fifteen bee bees in our mouth. After shooting we would put our lips to the barrel and drop in a bee bee. Then cock the rifle for the next shot.

My cap pistol was in the next box. A big semi-automatic cops and robbers type. I loaded it with a roll of caps and shot a few times. Some pistols were single shot. Caps came in a small square sheet. You tore off one and loaded it behind the hammer. Whenever you fired the pistol, you had to reload.

Also under the tree were assorted paper bags of oranges, tangerines, mixed nuts, English walnuts, hard candy, a small amount of chocolate and lots of peanut brittle. There was clothing; socks, gloves, handkerchiefs, overalls for the boys, sometimes a flashlight or a pocket knife, and dresses for the girls.

Lois and some of the older children in the neighborhood were out caroling on the back of an old farm truck. They would sing carols riding down the dirt roads, stopping in barnyards, and in front of homes on the roads. They started in the dark and ended a few hours after dawn.

Mom called everyone for breakfast. At the table were Mom and Dad, Marvin, Etta, Irving, Frank, Dale, Lois and myself. Norman and Farrell were away working in Philadelphia. Ninety percent of the time, breakfast was hard fried eggs with either ham, bacon, sausage, scrapple and fried potatoes. The other breakfast was pancakes with King-Porto-Ric molasses or syrup.

After breakfast, I grabbed my new bee bee gun and ran across the field to Rudy’s. I had to see what Santa brought him.

941 words…….12/2/15

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Berlin, Md
November 2023

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Arabella 8

Arabella 8 Nelson 800 words. 10/15/23

Twenty minutes later, all five came out of the barn and started prancing across the yard. They stopped by the deck. The farmer nodded at me and then talked to Nadine.

“If the little lamb shows up, keep it for Joseph and Mary. They began walking out the lane singing ‘Joy to the World’ off key and sounding terrible.”

“What are we going to do?” Doris cocked an ear at the ebbing music. “We should be out telling the world.”

Nadine was shaking her head. “Both Mary and Joseph said not to. We can’t do anything they don’t approve of.”

You won’t believe the rest of that morning. Three men came saying we had won gifts from some clearing house. Doris nearly had a conniption thinking they were the Three Kings bearing gifts. They followed the same routine. Take them to the barn and send them home singing carols.

Then three women arrived with pamphlets describing the birth of the cosmos. Of course, Doris knew right away that they were the Three Wise Men. When they left, they were singing ‘Silent Night.’

Doris and Nadine fell into their chairs and started on another slice of melon. I was tired of this nonsense. I talked mainly to Doris.

“They were women, you idiot. How can they be Wise Men? This whole thing is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of.”

Doris ignored me. She started talking to Nadine saying she would be here early tomorrow. She gulped down the rest of her melons and waltzed down the lane.

The next day was even worse. I had just finished enjoying my first cup of coffee on the deck. It was still dawn; everything was quiet except for two hoot owls calling each other. I leaned back at peace with the world. Then I sensed someone else was in the yard. Doris walked up on the deck with her tablet. Before I could say anything, Nadine appeared at the table with two cups of coffee. She was fully dressed at six o’clock. I cringed. Something cataclysmic was about to happen because Nadine usually doesn’t even think of getting up before nine.

Before I could say a word, they were sitting on opposite sides of the table and talking.

The whole day was a total disaster. Nadine and Doris were constantly running from the deck to the barn. I’d try asking a question and they would be running and singing to the barn. They did tell me Joseph and Mary were still there and the baby was imminent.

I asked how eminent. I could see it now. The whole farm would be an encampment like Woodstock. People everywhere.

I asked them if they were going to get a doctor? All they would do is shrug their shoulders, give me a dumb grin and say, maybe today, tomorrow, the next day, this week or maybe next month. They didn’t have a clue. Then the dumb farmers from Ironshire returned.

Guess what? They were bearing a gift. A little lamb.”

You would have thought Nadine and Doris had won the super jackpot worth $100,000,000. They nearly had a fit right on the deck. Finally, they pulled the three farmers out to the barn and presented the little lamb. After the farmers left, here came the three people from the contest.”

You would think since they were supposed to be three kings bearing gifts, they would have something valuable. They had stopped at Pizza Hut and had a huge pizza with everything. They gave me a slice and ran to the barn. Twenty minutes later, they were gone and in no time the three dumb women came.

They had a bottle of wine and a twelve-pack of beer. I took a beer and on they went to the barn. After a while they left empty handed. It was fairly calm the rest of the day. Looking back, I can see it was the lull before the storm.

After the three women left I took my time and walked to the barn. Joseph, Doris and Nadine were sitting at an old card table and Mary was lying on a big pile of hay with my prize quilt as a shawl. I was hoping for another slice of pizza but they had eaten the whole thing.

I stood in the entryway for ten seconds. The girls ignored me. Finally, Joseph said, “Come join us and have a seat. What will you have? A bottle of beer or a glass of wine?”

I asked a lot of questions: Where were they from? Where were they going? When was the baby due? I never got a straight answer. It was like Clinton and Trump. So, we ended up talking about the weather and the farm while Mary laid on the quilt with her eyes closed.

Then Doris stood. “Time to go. Mary needs peace and quiet.”

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Arabella 7

“No, all we want is a barn to rest in for a while. A little hay and water to drink would be fine.”

Arabella 7 Nelson 9/15 860 words

I opened my mouth to speak again but Nadine was already talking and leaving the deck.

“We have a nice barn and plenty of hay and clean water.” She went to the other side of Mary. “Let’s go to the barn. Let me help, please.”

I watched Nadine guide them to the barn and disappear inside. It was ten minutes before Nadine trotted back to the house. In a few minutes, she came out with a huge tray of food: cold fried chicken, sliced tomatoes, rye bread, butter, a glass of milk and more. She didn’t say a word. Just trotted to the barn.

I was getting ready to go to the barn when Nadine came skipping back to the house, humming a song and clapping her hands. I think it was Hank Williams’ gospel song, ‘I saw the light.’ I could tell right then she was out of her gourd.

She had seen the light. She really thought that was the original Joseph and Mary out in the barn.

I knew Nadine had fallen into the pool at the deep end. I knew that wasn’t Joseph and Mary out in the barn and this wasn’t Bethlehem.

“Well, what’s going on out in the barn?” Nadine didn’t answer. She kept on humming. She had switched to ‘Silent Night.’ “You know you are going overboard on this. That is not Mary and Joe out in the barn.”

Something was wrong. She was like she had five vodka and tonics and a tequila shooter. I was scratching my head wondering what I could say to snap her out when she glanced down the lane and started grinning.

I knew who it was without even looking. “It’s Doris, isn’t it?” Nadine smiled and I turned slowly toward the lane. Sure enough, Doris was walking into the yard intently studying her tablet. She stopped about ten feet from our deck.

“Where are Joseph and Mary?”

Nadine was off the deck in a flash and pulling Doris towards the barn. I debated on following them to the barn, but I decided against it. It was all crazy and I didn’t want to get involved. Nadine came running back, went in the house without a word and came out with my best quilt. My mom had made it especially for me.

“Mary needs this. The straw is giving her a rash.”

I started to protest but Nadine was halfway to the barn. I slowly finished my melon and threw the rind out in the yard for the chickens.

Half an hour later they came walking to the deck, I should say dancing and singing. I think they were singing ‘Joy to the World.’

Nadine pointed at a chair at the table. “How about a slice of melon for breakfast?”

Doris nodded and looked at me. “How does it feel to have Joseph and Mary in your barn? I’m so excited and want to yell it from the rooftops but Joseph said not right now.”

“You both are crazier than loons. That’s Joseph and Mary Smith or Joseph and Mary Jones out in the barn. How can you be so dumb and gullible? It’s not even Christmas time. It’s June. And Bethlehem is four or five thousand miles away.”

Doris had a dumb grin on her face. “Tomorrow is the Summer Solstice. Christmas falls in the Winter Solstice time frame. Exactly six months apart.”

Who can argue with logic like that? I was getting ready to tell her how stupid she sounded when I heard a noise. I looked to our lane and three men were coming.

“Good morning friends. We were wondering if you have seen a stray lamb. We were riding by yesterday and one escaped from our trailer. A pretty little lamb. We would love to have it back.”

“Oh my God, Nadine, it’s the Three Shepherds.” Doris looked at Nadine questioningly. “Can we take them to the barn?”

Nadine was off the deck beckoning the three men to follow. She was pulling on them and Doris was pushing. I watched them trot to the door but go in very slowly.

Three Shepherds? Where did they get that crazy idea? They were just three dumb farmers from Ironshire who had lost one of their lambs.

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Berlin, Md
September 2023

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Arabella 6

Arabella 6 6,800 total words 740 words this episode Nelson

Arabella’s voice rippled across the solar system, causing one of Saturn’s moons to wander off into outer space. “I think it is time.”

Zack’s answer rumbled and ricocheted from Mercury to Pluto. “Do it.”

Arabella scooped up some of the clouds, dust and debris left over from creation that was floating around their body. She fashioned it into a ball and gave it a toss toward earth. It disintegrated in the upper atmosphere and gently drifted down over Taylorville.

The Whole Nine Yards

The Second Noelle

(Please Note: This is a copy of a copy. The original was destroyed in the Great Upheaval of 2072)

Someone was walking up our lane while we were having breakfast. When the person got closer, we both recognized Doris.

I glanced across the table at Nadine. “What in the hell is Doris doing walking up our lane at breakfast time?”

Nadine didn’t answer, instead she waved at Doris. “Doris, how nice you came to visit. How about joining us for breakfast?”

Doris shook her head for at least ten seconds. “Where are Joseph and Mary?”

“Who? Joseph and Mary who? What’s their last name?”

Doris scratched her rear-end. “I don’t know. Joseph is an out of work carpenter and Mary is going to have a baby very soon.” Doris pulled a tablet from a bag and studied it intently.

I leaned close to Nadine and whispered, “I think she fell from the turnip truck this morning. Sometimes her six pack is shy a can.” I turned back to Doris.

“What’s on your tablet? Does it have a GPS system?”

Doris examined her tablet, turning it over and looking at both sides. She nodded. “Something similar. It says Joseph and Mary are here or soon will be here.”

Nadine spoke before I could answer.

“I can assure you Joseph and Mary are not here. You sure you won’t have some breakfast with us.”

Doris’ face showed befuddlement. “No, no. I must have made a mistake. Excuse me please, I have to go now.” She turned and began walking quickly out the lane. After a few steps, she broke into a trot.

“What do you think is going on?” Nadine leaned over the railing watching Doris trot out the lane. “Something is going on. Did you see the shooting stars last night? They were going in all different directions.” Nadine paused and sipped her coffee. “But the really strange thing was, they seem to be coming from directly over our farm. They lit up the whole neighborhood. Was there anything about it on WBOC news this morning?”

I took my time chewing on the sausage. Something really odd was going on. Elvis was seen alive and well in Brazil last week. A woman in Seattle said Jimmy Hoffa is the father of her twin baby boys. “They said something about a large meteor exploding high up in the stratosphere or the tail end of a comet lighting up the sky. Whatever it was either burned up in the atmosphere or kept on going and escaped the earth’s gravity. It could be halfway to Mars by now.”

Nadine barely nodded. “I don’t know. It seems strange that Doris was looking for Joseph and Mary.” She stared at me across the breakfast table. “You do know who Joseph and Mary are, don’t you?”

“Of course, I know about them from the Bible. But that was two thousand years ago.”

The next morning, we were eating breakfast on the deck again. I had a delicious melon from the garden. I looked up. A man and a clearly pregnant woman were walking up the lane. He was holding on to her elbow and helping her along. I looked at Nadine and she was staring at the two people. I didn’t know what to do; Get up and help? Ask them what they were doing? Call the police? Call the church?

But Nadine spoke first. “Hi, can we help you?”

“We would like a place to rest. As you can see, my wife is heavy with child. We would spend the night and be gone tomorrow.”

My wife jumped out of her chair and went to the railing.

“Yes, we have plenty of room for you and your wife. We have two spare bedrooms upstairs.”

“No, all we want is a barn to rest in for a while. A little hay and water to drink would be fine.”

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August 2023

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Arabella 5

Arabella 5 830 words 6800 total words 7/4/23 I changed Mary to Susan)

Hazel started for the kitchen with the two empty glasses. She stopped and turned around. “What about the fiasco down in Waco, Texas? I remember it but can’t remember when it happened.”

Jack typed ‘Waco Siege’ into his search engine. “The siege by the Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms Bureau of the US government started in February of 93 and lasted 57 days.”

“I vaguely remember the huge fire, black smoke billowing and everybody getting killed.” Susan typed ‘Waco Fire’ into her phone. “What was it all about? What happened to the leader? Was it a new religion?”

Jack read for a few minutes waiting for Hazel to return with the drinks. “ATF was accusing the Branch Davidians of stockpiling weapons and a few other offenses. The Branch Davidians was or is a fairly recent church and is an offshoot of the Seventh Day Adventists Church. A church only a few hundred years old.” Jack read a few more paragraphs. “The Seventh Day Adventist Church actually started in 1863,”

Hazel handed Susan her Manhattan. “What was the leader’s name? He was a real wacko from Waco. He had quite a few children with some of the women there.”

Jack changed the screen. “David Korish was his name. Actually his second name. He considered himself to be a prophet in a direct line from David and Cyrus, the Great. Korish is the old name for Cyrus.”

“Well, did he start a religion or not?” Hazel sipped her drink and shuddered. “I think of that fire and all those poor children burned to death for no sane reason.”

“David Korish considered himself to be a prophet. He never claimed to be the Messiah.”

“Well, certainly not.” Mary tapped her glass against the table. “There’s only been one Messiah.”

Jack shook his head at Susan. “Wrong, wrong and more wrong.” He typed a few words into his search engine. “There have been lots of Messiahs. Wikipedia breaks them down by religion. There have been Jewish Messiahs, Christian Messiahs, Muslem Messiahs and Zoroaster Messiahs. There’s probably been a few Buddhist Messiahs also.”

Mary was shaking her head vigorously. “It’s all lies, damn lies and nonsense.” She took a big sip of her Manhattan. “That’s my take on all those fake Messiahs.”

Jack was busy typing. “Have you ever heard of Father Divine? He considered himself to be a Messiah. The Messiah of the Second Coming.”

“A lot of nonsense, if you ask me.” Hazel stared at the screen. “What did he do?”

“Nothing spectacular. He didn’t turn water into wine or raise a Lazarus from the grave. Father Divine had a huge following in Harlem. These Messiahs don’t claim to be a reincarnation of Christ. They believe they are the Second Coming. A son or daughter of God.”

Both women stared at Jack. “A daughter. How can a woman be a Messiah.”

Jack shrugged his shoulders. “All you need is to be called. Have a vision and speak with an Angel. The main thing is you have to believe and be sincere and be able to make people believe that you are truthful and really are the Messiah.”

Susan placed her half empty glass on the table. “A lot of trash. Who would believe that Christ is coming again.”

“Doesn’t it say in the Bible somewhere that Christ will come again.” Hazel slowly sipped her Manhattan. “Only the next time he will come with fire and brimstone.” She took a quick drink and shuddered.

“Enough of that.” Susan pointed at the screen. “Who else started a religion?”

Jack touched a key and the computer went to another website. “How about Sun Myung Moon. He started the Unification Church. He claimed to be the Messiah.”

“The Moonies. I remember them.” Hazel swirled the fluid in her glass. “They were big at one time.”

Susan nodded her head. “I remember them too. They wore orange robes, shaved their heads and walked around in airports chanting and singing.”

Jack shook his head. “You’re getting the Moonies mixed up with the Hare Krishnas.” He paused and sipped his Manhattan. “One more guy I want to bring up.” He stopped for effect. “L. Ron Hubbard.”

Hazel peered at the screen. “Didn’t he start a science religion?”

Jack nodded and hit a key. “He started Scientology. I’m including him in my book, not because of his religious writings. But for his science fiction writing. He should be an inspiration for older writers. He wrote Mission Earth when he was in his seventies. It is a gigantic collection of ten novels written like a serial. It is one point two million words.”

“Enough history of all these fake messiahs and prophets.” Susan pointed at the computer. “I want to see, no, I want to read your religious book.” She drained the remainder of her Manhattan. “I’ll stop by tomorrow to read the first chapter, verse, episode or whatever. Don’t change Arabella and Zack. I love them.”

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June 2023

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Arabella 4

XXXXX Arabella 4 XX 4/26/23

“Holy Rollers are usually Pentecostals who, at revival meetings, would sometimes fall to the floor, roll around and have a religious seizure. Sometimes they would speak in tongues or see the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. It is a derogatory term and very few people use it anymore.”

Hazel nodded in agreement. “I vaguely remember my parents talking about Holy Rollers. But I never knew what the term meant.”

“Pentecostals have a bad press. A very small minority of their churches practice the handling of serpents. Newspapers really blast them when someone is bitten by a rattlesnake.”

Mary shook her head. “Enough about snakes and snake handlers Tell us more about the Holy Rollers.”

“It is very similar to the name, Hill Billy. When I was a kid, anyone from a southern state was a Hill Billy, It didn’t matter whether they were near any mountains or not.”

Hazel put her hand on Jack’s arm. “I’ve had a trying day. I went to a revival meeting. Now I’m about to learn about Hill Billies and Holy Rollers. I need a Manhattan. When I come back with three drinks, I want to hear about Sister Aimee.”

Jack waited until Hazel placed a straight-up Manhattan beside his computer. “Aimee Kennedy had a religious up-bringing. Her mother was an officer in the Salvation Army. Her first husband, the Semple guy, was a missionary. She went to China with him to do missionary work. They both caught malaria. He died and left her penniless in China with a baby. She was about twenty years old. Somehow she got to New York and began her evangelical career.”

“OK, I got it. She had a hard life. But what about her church or temple?” Hazel sipped her Manhattan.

“OK, but one more little tid-bit. Do you guys remember Jayne Meadows?” Jack watched both women slowly nod. “She was born in China to Episcopal Missionaries. Her family was forced to flee China ahead of the advancing Chinese Communist Army. When she arrived in the States, she only knew a few words of English.” Jack paused looking at their blank faces. “Later on, she married Steve Allen.”

“Enough history.” Hazel pointed at Jack’s computer. “We want to know about her church.”

“I’m getting there, but I have to tell you about Sister Aimee’s kidnapping first.” He took a short sip and glanced at his screen.

“Kidnapping?” Hazel tried to read the print on the screen. “Who kidnapped who?”

“It was 1926. She was in Venice Beach, California. She and a friend went for a swim in the Pacific.” Jack paused for effect. “Sister Aimee never came to shore. She was missing and presumed drowned.”

“The poor girl.” Mary shook her head.

Jack checked his screen. “Sometime later, a ransom note arrived asking for an outlandish sum.” He stopped for a moment. “Before the kidnapping, Sister Aimee was a mild celebrity, especially in the South and Southwest. The press picked up the story of her kidnapping. William Randolph Hearst, in all his newspapers ran big headlines, WHERE IS SISTER AIMEE? Now she is a huge celebrity. She was more famous than Billy Sunday. She was the most famous person in America and may be dead.”

Hazel chewed on her cherry. “Sounds fishy to me.”

Jack nodded at his wife. “A lot of people thought that but they didn’t rant and rave against her. After all, she was still missing and could be out floating face down in the Pacific somewhere.”

“Well, where was she? Did they pay the ransom?” Mary sipped her Manhattan. “Churches usually don’t have much money, so I doubt if they paid out any cash to free Sister Aimee.”

“Five weeks later, a woman stumbled out of the Mexican Sonora Desert into a small home in Mexico. She was taken to Douglas, Arizona where she was identified as Sister Aimee. The press had a holiday. Sister Aimee was accused of faking the whole kidnapping plot. A hoax and a publicity stunt.”

“Still sound fishy and getting fishier.”

Jack ignored his wife. “But the main accusation was that Sister Aimee spent five weeks with her lover in Southern California.” He wet his lips with the Manhattan. “Of course Sister Aimee denied this accusation.”

“Was that the end of it?” Mary peered at the screen. “It’s getting interesting.”

Jack shook his head. “It was slow in dying down, But never completely. There are people today still trying to find out where Sister Aimee was during those five weeks.” He paused for a moment. “Here’s the last reason why I love her and she is going to be in my religious book. Sister Aimee started her own independent church. It’s called The Foursquare Church. It has congregations all over the world and is still a small thriving religion.”

Hazel stood showing her empty glass. “That was really interesting. I didn’t realize she was that famous. She deserves another drink in her honor.”

Mary handed her empty glass to Hazel. “Who else started their own religion?”

Jack tapped a few keys on his computer. “Well for starters, there are Joseph Smith and Mary Baker Eddy. Also L. Ron Hubbard and Roger Williams. Then you have the Quakers, the Shakers and a lot more.”

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Arabella 3

Arabella 3

5/10//23 total words 1500 Words this episode 769

The next morning, Hazel set his first cup of coffee beside the computer. “How is Arabella and Zack doing this morning? Have they started a church or temple?”

Jack leaned back and flexed his fingers before picking up the cup. “You must have been late last night. Sorry that I didn’t wait up for you.” He blew across the coffee a few times. “Well, did you and Mary find a sofa that you both agreed would fit with the decor of our living room?”

She leaned over looking at the screen. “Actually, we went to church. Oops, I meant we went to the Temple of the First Mother.”

Jack twisted around to look at his wife. “You did?” He smiled at her. “What brought that on? Did Mary bend your arm?”

She pulled a chair over and sat down. “This may be a long story.” She took a long sip of her coffee. “We were riding by the strip mall where the Temple is located and Mary noticed a lot of cars in the parking lot. She pulled in without thinking,” she touched Jack’s shoulder, “and without asking me if I wanted to go to see what was going on.”

“I’m OK with this. What was going on?”

“We parked and Mary asked a woman walking by what was happening? It seems like the Second Woman was going to hold a series of Birthing Meetings. This meeting was sort of a preliminary meeting. A meeting to get organized and to tell the congregation what was happening and what to expect.”She stopped for a moment. “The woman also told us that everyone who attended today would graduate to the next level.”

“What do you do?”

She slapped his shoulder lightly. “Well, you certainly wouldn’t expect us to go shopping for a sofa, when a whole brand new religion was going to be born.” She paused for a moment. “We went in.”

Jack glanced at the computer screen. For a split second he wondered how he could incorporate his wife’s tale into his religion.

“The room was packed. I looked around. All women. Not a single man was to be seen. There were women of all shapes and colors. White women, black women, a few Asian and Latino women. Then a woman walked to the front and held out her hand for silence.”

Jack turned to face his wife. “What was she wearing? A big hat? Long golden earrings?”

Hazel was shaking her head while Jack was asking questions. “No, no. No pointed hat. No long robe with stars, planets, moons and comets printed on it.” She paused looking at Jack. “Just an ordinary looking woman wearing slacks and a sweater.”

Jack slumped back in his chair. “Doggone It, I was hoping she would be dressed like a fortune teller or a seer.” He rubbed the stubble on his chin. “What did she say?”

“We quieted down immediately. She looked at us for at least five seconds before saying anything. Then she said, Good evening friends, I am Sister Apolla.”

“What? What did she call herself?”

Hazel pushed her chair back a few inches. “She said she was Sister Apolla.”

Jack swung back facing his computer. “That’s enough for right now. I have some research to do. Don’t bother me.” He brought up a search engine and typed a few words.

Hazel stood and placed a hand on Jack’s shoulder. “Mary is coming over this afternoon. She and I want to talk about the Temple. Do you want to listen in?”

“Go. Don’t bother me.” 4/28/23 2100 words

That afternoon, Hazel and Mary quietly walked into the living room. Jack was leaning back in his chair. He smiled at the two women. “You guys are just in time. I just finished researching another recent religion. When you mentioned Sister Apolla, something clicked in my mind.” He paused for a second. “Sister Aimee.”

The two women exchanged blank looks. After a few seconds, Hazel shrugged her shoulders. “OK, I’ll bite. Who was Sister Aimee?”

Jack waited a few seconds. “Sister Aimee Semple McPearson was an Evangelical Pentecostal Holy Roller.”

Mary and Hazel shook their heads. “A what?”

Jack ignored their question. “She was the first woman Evangelical Minister and also the first Evangelical Minister to get a divorce. She is one of my main heroes in the religious world.”

Hazel waved her hand. “Hold on, You are going too fast. Where and when did Sister Aimee do her preaching?’

Mary nodded. “Also, what’s a Holy Roller?”

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Arabella 2

Arabella. Episode 2 760 words 4/11/23

The next day, his wife placed a cup of coffee beside his computer. “Well, Dear, how is the new religious book coming? Does it have a name, yet?” She leaned over her husband’s shoulder and tried to read the small print. “Is it the “Book of Cindy Lou,” or the “Song of Billy Joe Bob?”

Her husband shook his head. “Neither of those.” He grinned at her. “They sound awful. I’m leaning toward “The Whole Nine Yards As Seen By Arabella and Zackariah.” He removed his hands from the keyboard and glanced at his wife. He waited three seconds. “What do you think?”

She was gone ten seconds, re-filling her coffee cup. “A real catchy title, but what the hell does it mean?” She patted his shoulder. “By the way, is her book having a Hell?”

He was slow answering. “I—think—so. But it will be thirty days in Hell for most offenses. Ninety days for the real serious sins.”

“You mean I can sin all I want and only get ninety days? Arabella and Zack are sounding better all the time.”

He nodded. “ Eternity as in the Bible is just too long for Them.”

She leaned closer reading the last line written by her husband about Arabella and Zack. “Where did They come from?” 967 4/10/23

He scratched the stubble on his chin. “They came along with the Big Bang. They were created at the same point in time as the universe.”

“I see.” She pointed at the screen. “Are you going to tell us where they have been in the last fourteen billion years? They are mighty old Gods.”

He leaned back. “You are supposed to be helping me, not asking really hard questions to answer.” He waved his hand in dismissal. “But that will be taken care of in a later chapter.” He thought for a few seconds. “Right now, they are my Gods, not yours or anyone else’s. They were created then and remained dormant until now. I brought them back to life just a few days ago.”

“I got it. I got it. You revived them. Now you are the Top Dog in this new religion of yours. You are the Pope, High Inman and Chief Prophet.” She wrapped her arms around his neck and gave him a big hug. “I’m so glad I know you. “Just think, I will be the First Lady or First Something in your new religion.”

“Don’t get too excited or carried away. Jared Diamond, in his book, Guns, Germs and Steel, said that four or five new religions are born every week. So Arabella and Zachariah are not by themselves this week.”

She placed both hands on his shoulders. “I would never have thought that. I was thinking maybe one new religion every decade or even one per century. Four or five a week just blows my mind.”

He nodded. “By the same token, Diamond also said that four or five religions die every week.” He leaned back and shook his head. “Just think, four or five gods just disappear and die every week. When their last worshiper died, they died also. Just faded away into the sunset and vanished.”

The woman stepped back. “Someone is at the door.” She paused for a moment. “I bet it’s Mary. We’re going shopping today for a new sofa.” She trotted to the door and ushered Mary in.

Mary glanced at the husband. “Good morning, Jack.” She turned back to the wife without giving the husband time to reply. “You won’t believe this, but I think I’ve been saved, born again or have found God. I went to a new church last night.” She stopped for a second. “I should say TheTemple of the First Mother. It was so exciting.”

Jack swung around in his chair to face Mary. “A new Temple here in Berlin? What is the name of their God?”

“I don’t know God’s name. The Second Mother said all will be revealed at later dates.” Mary glanced at the wife. “Are you ready to go shopping? I have so much to tell you.”

“Whoa, not so fast.” Jack stood and moved a few steps closer to Mary. “Where is this Temple? I might want to join the congregation or at least, pay a visit.”

“Sorry Jack. No men allowed. The Second Mother said she is separating the wheat from the chaff.” She grinned at Jack. “Whatever that means.” She grabbed the wife’s Hand. “Let’s go.”

4/11/23 total words 1500 Words this episode 750

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Fool was the topic for April

FOOL Nelson 3/10/23

The girl reached across the snackbar table and touched the boy’s hand. “How are you coming along on the short paper for our history class? Dr. White is hard on students who do a sloppy paper. It has to be just so-so and relevant to the period we are studying.”

The boy only nodded.

The girl waited five seconds. “Well, what about it? Have you even started?”

The boy nodded again.

The girl waited ten seconds. “I don’t believe it. You haven’t even started.”

The boy spoke for the first time. “I got it. It’s all in my head. All I’ve got to do is write it down and get you to type it.”

“You dumb fool. It has to be typed, then re-read and edited. I have to type it again and if there are still errors and typos, it has to be edited again and I have to type again.” She waited a few seconds for that to sink in. “Don’t forget I have to do a paper also.”

He opened his notebook to a clean sheet of paper. He wrote Huey Long, the Kingfish. “I’m starting off with Huey Long, then bring in his brother Earl Long. At the end, I’m bringing in Blaze Starr.”

The girl leaned over the table. “I’m scared to ask, but who or what is Blaze Starr?”

He looked around the crowded room. He leaned closer and lowered his voice. “She was big.” He paused for a second. “Blaze Starr was a stripper at the Two O’clock Club on East Baltimore Street.” He grinned at the girl. “It’s in Baltimore.”

She slumped back in her chair. “You are a dumb fool to write about a stripper to hand in to Dr. White. He’s been born again three times. Goes to church four times a week and preaches some weekends at churches all over the Shore.”

“Blaze Starr fits right in with the period we are studying. She was big. A poor girl trying to get ahead after growing up during the Great Depression and working as a stripper beginning in the 50’s.”

“I still think you are a fool to write about a stripper.”

“Blaze was no ordinary stripper. She was an artist. She and Gypsy Rose Lee were the queens of the burlesque. They were more popular than most movie stars.”

The girl nodded slowly. “OK. Maybe she was working during the Depression. I doubt if she would be classified as a role model for young girls.” She pointed at the nearly blank sheet of paper. “What is she famous for? Did she sing? Tell off color jokes. Slither and dance around a brass pole.”

The boy leaned back and grinned widely. “She was big. Real big.”

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